The old tea cup

Once I found an old dirty skull tea cup. When I rubbed it, to clean it, out popped a Genie.

He said "You can have three wishes"

"Gee thanks!" I yelled.

"Wish one?" I thought.

"Ah, I know, I wish for an x-box with the sky-landers giant starter pack and spiros adventure."

They fell out of the sky. It was a great landing because the luggage flew right into my hands.

"Wish two; a wii."

Poosh!

"Wish number three... Your head to blow up!"

Then he said...

"I never had a friend, never had a friend, never had a...."

K-BOOM!

Author: Tom